I love Charity. That's why I have set up one of my own. The Auto Restoration Fund of Levi Mecham (ARFLM). I have set up this fund to pay for the restoration of two vehicles in particular, primarily my 1968 mustang hardtop. Upon paying off my little baby(as apposed to my schnukems) schnukems (Charity(my wife, not THE Charity)) gave me permission to start this fund. If anyone is confused just send me a check for whatever you feel good about and your mind will be cleared up.
Upon making my long journey back home the other night I recieved a call from "Restricted". This peaked my interest, thinking that the NSA may need my help in thwarting some kind of attack on our beautiful nation, I answered immediatly. "This is the second notice that your car's factory warrenty may be expired...." Dissappointed that the NSA didn't deem me worthy I hung up the phone. I thought about the call however and wished I could ask them in person in mocked dismay "oh, no! Which car's warrenty may be expired? The '68 Mustang or the '72 Chevy?".
Since my car's warrenties may be expired I have begun this fund and hope to be able to take care of the needs of my green machines. You too may recieve such a call and if you begin to fear for the well being of your auto, do as i have done and ask your wife what she will allow you to do.
