Monday, December 15, 2008

One last test!

I am very close to the end of my college experience. One more Religion final and I am done! I really haven't thought about it too much, but I don't think that I feel all that excited. I have waited for this for such a long time and now I am struggling to have any kind of feelings about it. I imagine that after I go home, and spend some time with my parents I will realize how much I am going to miss school. My parents.... maybe I should explain my parents to you all, it might help you all understand me better.

My mom is an eighth Chawkta Native American, and looks the part. She is fifty something and still has black hair. She is a loving person and will do anything to help anyone that needs it. The first time that I really realized that she swore like a sailor was when Charity met her. In Charity's words "it suits her". I guess that's why I never take any notice to her bad mouth, or it might be the fact that I grew up with it. I like it though, is that wrong? It seems to humanize her, or something. She is a genius in the kitchen and is always willing to feed anyone. "are you hungry? no? Well I'll just make you a sandwich then."

My dad is fifty seven and has had a hard life. Living a contractors life for thirty years has really taken its toll. He has broken his back a couple of times, and has a bad shoulder, but he can still out work me most days. Maybe that says more about me than him, but he has taught me the value of hard work. His niece about fifteen years ago told him that he got white paint in his red beard and it has just spread to the point where little red if any can be seen.
I have never seen my dad without a beard. Without it, I am told, he looks like a tortoise, that's why he says he will never be Bishop. Like me he can not carry a tune in a mac truck. I remember still to this day, when I was 3 years old, sitting on his lap in church. When a hyme was sung I asked him why he didn't sound like everyone else. He stopped singing, and looked sad, and has never sang in church again. My dad swears too, but I think in a little more reserved manner. His style and usage change, however, while he works on cars. He is no mechanic. He now paints oil paintings, and does pretty well for himself with it.

Those are my parents. I love them and am grateful for the support that they have given me through out my life.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Parachute


Charity wants to buy a parachute! Really, she is the girl of my dreams, I knew it from the moment that she told me that she liked the way that small animals flip and twitch uncontrollably while dying, but this confirms it to me again. She even told me that after we use it as a canopy for the wedding I can use it to jump off of things with. She did, however, preface the word "things" with the word "small", but if that isn't love than I don't know what is.


new favorite scripture: Moroni 7: 46

Friday, December 5, 2008

Dancing Professor elves















This is a must see!

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Brought to you by the combined efforts of Ben Clift and Levi Mecham.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Lab Dictatorship






























I'm so glad that we finally have a wonderful new lab to use. Oh wait a minute. George says no. No other professor has ever kicked me out of the lab due to their class coming in, especially when there are still plenty of computers to be used. I think that since he is the Geospatial Intelligence aficionado he thinks that the things that he discusses in class are confidential. I don't understand it, but there you go.
George and i have never seemed to see eye to eye, ever since he was disgusted for having to show me where the City (that was marked in red) was on a map in 211. There was also that time when he sat down and discussed with me, in Ken Mathews words "why I didn't know anything". Laying all of that aside, I have now heard at least 6 other students complain about being kicked out of the now much more "accommodating" lab. I guess expansion and renovation wasn't the answer to the computer availability problem in the past.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Award Ceremony















Pablo was recognized today for his unfailing service and devotion to this site. Thank you for all that you do Pablo, and we at Levis Corner Market are proud to have followers like you. Enjoy your Rocket light.

-Administrator

Monday, December 1, 2008

Engaged!!!

















Charity is a little upset because I distracted her from her homework, but I decided that it was kinda important. The ring finally made it to the store, so i hurried to go get it while Charity was in her piano class. I didn't hurry fast enough though, because she texted me asking me where I was. I said: walking. I knew that she knew, because she's smart. Long story short, I pretty much just gave it to her and said "here, take it. Or don't I don't care." so she took it and threw it across the room giving it it's first scratch. I thought it was a precious moment.

In reality she was waving her hand around, as I know I do and I'm sure we all have at some point, to test if it would fly off. Well, it did. She's not to happy about it, so when you look at the ring don't mention the scratch. All I can say is that looking down at the city lights from on top of the SWKT made it an even more precious moment. Then we came back down and sat in the lab. Very romantic.

I met the parents


Oregon was beautiful, I know now why Charity loves it so much. The in-laws are nice, and the beef is terrific! Seriously, the best beef I have ever tasted. If anyone ever has the chance to eat Strawberry Mountain beef, jump on it.
I was surprised at how much Charity is like her mother. I guess that we are all a lot alike those that teach us, but Charity still is not sure which of my parents I am most like but neither am I. All in all a beautiful Thanksgiving week. One word of advice, however, when your stomach hurts because you have stuffed it too full, don't try to please everyone by eating their desert. The night will go better if you quite while you're ahead.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Jobless no more!


Charity and I traveled to Vernal Ut, this weekend for an interview with Uintah Engineering and Land Survey. They offered me the Job for a good salary so it looks as though we may be moving to the lovely oil and gas fields of the Uintah Basin. Things are all coming together really quickly, and I hope that I can stay on top of them all. As Charity often says: I'm just whelmed right now, not quite OVERwhelmed.

Monday, November 17, 2008

If it means that I'm a panzy than so be it!


I love Charity Holliday! She made my birthday a lot better by the way. And she's not even forcing me to write this ;)

Friday, November 14, 2008

It's my birthday and I can cry if i want to.

You'd cry too if it happened to you. I had that song in my head as I was getting ready to face the day today, and I wasn't sure why. I had assumed that I would have a wonderful Birthday. The sentiment expressed by the song was soon realized as I walked to my car and the caved in fender persisted to remain, even after blinking my eyes several times!

I often see imaginary dents and scratches on my car because I love it so much and am always looking for the next dent that will need to be fixed before full restoration can be completed. For those of you who may not know, I drive a 68' Mustang, and it is a passion of mine. That is why, as i approached my car this morning there was a time when I was in disbelief. I wanted to believe that it was just the way the shadows fell, but it was not so.

Sadly whoever did it did not leave a note, and i have yet to discover the culprit. The next time that you open your door, or pull into a parking spot I want you to think about how the other people feel about their car. Don't make assumptions, it is possible that they have a deep connection with that hunk a junk, and every new dent or ding is another bad day. Besides it might even be their birthday.

P.S. I have a cold too. But as Madonna once said: "Don't cry for me Argentina."

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Pablo Wins!!


Pablo has become the first and, sadly, the only follower of this blog. He has won the prize! One USB powered rocket ship light! Some might remember that last year I won the mustache contest that the department was having(Sponsored by Ben). Interestingly I was the only participant of that one as well.

Congratulations Pablo! I think we can expect great things from you in the future.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

I am not a panzy

The first serious discussion! My girlfriend says that I can't even have a serious discussion, that hurts a little, but as I blog about it I feel better inside. The dull ache that ensues the rude and irritating comments seems to delude and a peace begins to take over. ahhhh blogging. As I am reminded of my purpose for writing this post, I wish to discuss the fact that I am NOT a panzy. Just because I face many of life's challenges through blogging instead of facing them like the man I am, doesn't mean that I am a panzy.

I work out.

"I am strong, but smell is not everything" - Liana Mecham

The last post

I'm sure that you were waiting for the purpose....of life? in the last post. That was originally my intention, but writers block is a serious and devastating problem facing many of today's authors.

What is the purpose of this blog, which is life? Find out for yourself. I'm just going to write, because I really don't have to explain anything to you. You came here. Serious issues may be resolved in this blog, but in a very non-serious manner. That's as deep as i can get for one night.

The Purpose.....of life?

I've got writers block.